All About Ray Day 2 pt. 1

Today is Tuesday and outside it is a very sunny out here in Summerville, USA. There was a light breeze in the air as I inhaled in and exhaled out. As I stood  outside in the front yard swingin my arms back and forth thinking of what I should do. I looked up at the sky with my hand on my forehead and gazed upon the clouds like…
*thinks*  Awwww how beautiful. They’re so fluffy like cotton balls and many utha things 
As I felt suttem tickled me and I tried to find what it wuz that wuz ticklin me an it turned out to be a gnat that was sittin on my wrist as I used my left hand to slap my wrist on the right which squashed the bug so I flicked it off me.
Ray: Ewwww
I said as I turned around towards the front door, opened it and closed it behind me. I walked straight to the bathroom but was stopped by my dad. He shouted my name.
Dad: RAQUAAAAAAAAN!
Ray: YES SIR?
I shouted as I was in the living room waiting for what he had to say so I can wash my hands and arms.
Dad: Whatchu doin boi?
Ray: I’m bout to wash my hands, why?
Dad: Oh. Okay, well, I just wanted to tell you that I’m bought to go out and swing by the post office to drop off these packages and go do some other things. Are you gonna be okay here by yourself?
I smiled to myself. *thinks* YES! I’m gonna be home by myseeeeellllf!
Ray: Yes dad I’ll be fine.
Dad: Ok then well make sure you straighten up in here and I’ll see you later ok?
Ray: Ok
Dad: Call me if you need anything.
Ray: OK
Dad grabbed his keys off da counter and finished eating his ham, bacon, cheese, tomatoe, pickle, lettuce, with mustard on wheat bread. He guzzled down some orange citrus soda and shook his head like ahhhhh that was refreshing. I went on to the bathroom and washed my hands and then dad shouted again from the kitchen.
Dad: ALRIGHT RAY, I’M BOUT TO LEAVE. SO LOCK UP, YA HEAR?
I finished washin my hands and turned off da faucet and shouted
Ray: OKKKK, I’M COMIIIIIN.
As I shook mah hands wit water tryin to get the excess off an went to the towel to dry them. I went up to the front door and locked both the top and bottom lock. I turned around facing the kitchen and did a fist pump in the air with my head down sayin 
Ray: YEE-AHHH!
I danced a  two-step shoutin
Ray: I’M HOME ALONE, I’M HOME ALONE IN DA A.M.!
Meanin it’s morning. It was like maybe 11:30 am at the moment. My cousins left earlier dis morning like around six or seven am. Uncle James (LL Cool J) swung by and picked them up and they went on home, so I had no one to hang with. *sighs* I usually juss keep to myself cuz niggas around here be actin all stupid. Especially deandre (soulja boy) who hangs out with rashad (bow wow). Deandre is the cockiest nigga I kno. He sway he da shit, but truth be known dat nigga is hella wack. I thought to myself. *thinks* Hmmmmm as I rubbed my chin up and down with my fingers…maybe I should go up to the court and shoot some hoops while I have time. So I grabbed my house keys, cuz u kno everybody in  my house owns their own set of keys to the house. Plus two spares juss in case. You neva know. My set of keys rests on a lanyard so I can wear them around my neck and not loose em. So I put on my lanyard, laced up my shoes and locked the door. I walked up the street to the ball court and I see two niggas in da distance shootin hoops like *thinks* now who could this be I wuz wonderin? When I got up dere I sucked my teeth. *thinks* OH HELLL NO! It was deandre and his homeboi rashad. Dey were shootin hoops while talkin and laughin. Dey dapped each other and had turned around to see me like *thinks* what da fuuuuuq is he doin here look. I looked at them. They looked at me. Rashad had nodded his head like 
Shad: Sup, ray ray. Wass good witcha?
Ray: Hey and nutten much. Wass good witchu?
Shad had smiled and said
Shad: Oh you kno,,,juss chillen wit mah boy deandre.
I looked at deandre and back at shad and said
Ray: Yeaaa, I see dat.
Just then deandre walked up to me wit an angry face on an juss pushed me, like dis nigga came rollin up on me and shit an straight pushed me like he an had NO kinda home trainin. So I’m like…
Ray: Yoooo man. Whatchu do dat for?
Deandre: EY MAN! You got some NEEEERRRVE tryna act  like you kno my nigga shad.
I looked at him all confused like *thinks* sooooo???? and your point issss???
Ray: What did I do?
As I had both my hands on my chest tryin to see what I did to him. *thinks* which wuz NUTTEN if you asked me. Shad took care of the situation and said…
Shad: Ray, you didn’t do anything. He juss mad that his mixtape wasn’t chosen for best original underground rappers. 
I was like *thinks* you mad at dat? Duuude, I hurdjo lil rap an dat shit iz wack. But I played it off cuz I kinda liked Shad. He was a cool ass nigga. He was much Nyssa(nicer) than deandre. UGH. Deandre was upset and said
Deandre: Maaaan, dem miggas don’t kno who dey dealin wit. I worked hard as a mofo to make dem beatz maaan, real hard. It’s not fair. 
Shad pulled him to the side and tried to cool him of. I looked around the court and down to my feet. Checkin my footwork for uncleanliness. So far so good. I thought to myself. *thinks* Hmmm maybe I shud just leave. I’m not in the “shootin hoop mood.” Maybe I should go up to burger barn an see mah gurl nicki. I kno she ain mines, but I juss luuuuv sayin ha name an hearin it come out mah mouth. Yeaaaa das wat I’ll do. I took my phone outta mah pants pocket to check the time. It was 11:47 am. I slid my phone back into my pants and the guys finished talkin and shad waz walkin towards me. Shad licked his lips and told me that him and deandre was about to shoot more hoops and wonderin if I had wanted to play. I told him
Ray: Thanks for the offer, but suttem juss came up and I have to leave, but uh maybe next time?
Shad: Oh that’s kewl. You do what you have to do, but uh I’ll be lookin forward to it aiight?
Ray: *chuckles* Okay I said excitedly as we dapped an hugged.
Shad: See ya later ray ray as he waved
Ray: Byeeee shad as I waved back walking away from the court.
*the boys shoutin in the distance*
Deandre: COME ON SHAD!
Shad: CHILL OUT NIGGA! I’M COMIN.
 He walked back towards deandre and they resumed their game.
I dipped both hands into my pockets and walked away slowly. I stopped back by the house to get my bike outta da garage. I went into my room to grab my backpack, my beanie and my bike chain. I locked up again and rode off to burger barn. Burger Barn isn’t that far from my neighborhood. *thinks* It’s about……maybe like five minues away from da house??? I don’t know, I don’t care. I just wanna see my gurl nicki as I chuckled and smiled. Darn it! It seems like I always smile wheneever I see or mention her as I rode my bike and I came up on the curve an my tire bounce up as I slowed up the speed and came to a halt cuz I had arrived. I leaned to the right and slung my left leg off da bike and put the kick stop on. I unzipped my backpack to get my bike chain out to secure my bike onto the rails so no one would steal my bike. I looked around and saw a few customers getting out of their cars and walkin towards the restaurant. I stood up an walked in behind them as I helped open the door so people could walk in and hold the door for the next person in-line, so they could hold it open for more people. After I walked in I was like *thinks* dayuuuum as I balled my fist up like I was about to cough. The joint was packed full uh people. Sum crazy azz dude turned to me an said.
Crazy azz dude: It look like everybody an dey mama up in here
Ray: I know rite *chuckles*
But dayummm his breathe wuz funk-AAAAAYYY. I juss had tuh tell em cuz he was finna talk to me again an I tole em
Ray: SCURRRRRRR! I put dat jamie foxx “talk to the hand” move on him like
Ray: BRUH, back da fuq up. YO breathe is killin me maaan…*chuckles* Ya need to back da hell up from round me, know what I’m sayin, ya hurrrrrd meh? 
And den he was all like checkin his breathe and noticed it wuz funky so he quietly backed away from me as I rolled my neck around and bouncing my shoulders ready to order. *thinks* Let’s seee as I rubbed my hands together. I looked up at the menu. Not only does this establishment sells burgers and fries but they also sell mah tacos so I thought that wuzza plus in mah book. Plus mah gurl nicki works here, thas like a double plus *chuckles* Anywayz….I had saw what I had wanted. Tacos for only $3.59 for the combo. That includes one large drink an mah choice for uh side item. *thinks* Hmmmm, I pulled off mah backpack and searched for mah wallet. I found mah wallet an opened it up. I checked to see how much money I had and counted my bills to myself. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight (one dollar bills), two (five dollar bills) annnnd seventy-five, ninety, ninety-five cents (3 quarters, 3 nickles, and  5 pennies) The line was decreasing. I was excited to see mah gurl nicki. I put mah backpack back on as more ppl came flockin in an was walkin up behind me as they took their place in line. Just then I see a gurl bussin out from the back wit a short do. She had blonde hair like one side short, da utha side iz longa. She was light-skinned and she walked towards the register. I haven’t seen ha befo, so she mus be new or suttem. I looked ahead to see how many people were ahead of me. It was like ten ppl. A few minutes later I see nicki comin from outta the dinin room area. I starred at ha as she walked out soooooo precious with ha georgous black hair and perfect teeth, pretty smile and beautiful complexion, and not to mention she gotta nice azz, but suttem wuz wrong. She wuznt smiling. She came out da dinin room with a sad face and walked towards the front counter and she went back in the back. I snapped outta mah fantasy for a bit an was ponderin *thinks* why she had looked so unhappy? 
Gurl: NEEEEEEXXXXXT!
I heard loudly as I was the next to order mah food. The gurl on the register was chewin an smackin ha gum like it wuz NO tomorrow an she steady lookin at me callin ha self tryna hurry uh nigga up an shit. *thinks* Noooo bitch u gone wait on me. Thas why they pay you.*chuckles* suike, lemme stop thas not the only reason why they pay ha but anyway. 
Blonde Bitch witta stank attitude: Are you ready to order?
As she still chewin an smackin dat bubbaliciouz gum all loud an blowin bubbles an then they go *POP*That shit iz TOO aggravatin. Wit ha ratchet azz. Dey needz tuh fiya diz bitch cuz she ain posed tuh be chewin an smackin no gum up in da customaz face an shit. Datz straight up disrespectful. I turned towards the left an guess who I had saw workin on drive thru? Mah utha gurl ree ree. Yea-UHHHH. She had ha hayr pulled back inna cute wavy brown ponytail. Lookin fine as she can be as I lustfully gazed at ha an lickin mah lipz cuz dey wuz dry as hell. *chuckles*
Rihanna: Alright have a good day sir! Come see us real soon ya hear?
She said as she closed the window an took of ha headphones and shouted to the cook crew in a rectangular window for a minute an came ova to the register where the blonde bitch wuz STIIIIIILLLL poppin dat damn gum all annoyingly. Ree ree turned to see me and wuz like all excited. 
Rihanna: OH MY GODDDD! Hey ray ray, how are you?
Ray: I’m doin gooood, wassup witchu I said as I gave ha mah nastay look like *thinks* gurrrl you wanna get up an do suttem lata on type uh look. I licked mah lipz an bit em juss fa ha. I looked down an looked up at ha an smiled.
Ree ree blushes an giggles
Rihanna: I’m doin great! 
Ree ree turns to da blonde bitch.
Rihanna: Keri? Did you take this young man’s order yet?
Keri, formally known as “the blonde bitch,” looked at mah gurl ree ree like she wuz stupid or suttem.
Keri: I had asked him dat already an he ain say nutten.
Ree ree turned to me and had asked me what I had wanted to order. I told her.
Ray: The usual please as I did my preh-ee face imitation on ha wen I said dat.
Juss then, nicki comes out rom the back with her hands cuppin ha face. I’m like *thinks* oh no, wat happened to mah baby? WHO mad mah baby cry? A few seconds later Mr. Williams (the manager who is portrayed by Katt Williams) comes stormin out tryna to catch a hold uh nicki. The customers behin me watched the two as I It were a soap opera. I turned back at ree ree and said
Ray: Make dat two tacos, one large fry anna large drink pleez?
Rihanna: Ok, will that be for here or to go?
I looked back at nicki and saw that she was now outside along with mr. williams and then I turned my focus back to ree ree.
Ray: To go.